my name is andrew orland rowan. my favorite people in the world are my parents, dave and peggy. my brother daniel (chocolate bear) is also a pretty big deal.
i am single and currently looking for someone who is independently wealthy and would like to spend the rest of their life supporting me and my dreams.
i am usually pretty sarcastic, which apparently doesn’t always translate when it’s in writing. if i offend you, it might not be intentional. if it is intentional, i hope you are greatly offended and realize that i am right.
that is all.